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Muppet: Balotelli Botches Spin Goal
Our favourite Muppet of the 2010/2011 season is back for another year of mischief already. Mario Balotelli performs some sort of half-pirouette and back-heels the ball out of play, instead of finding the LA Galaxy net with a simple tap in, during last night’s game in the States…
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Tags: Dragged off, Fail, Football, LA Galaxy, Mancini, Mario Balotelli, Misses, Muppet, Sitter, Spin Goal
One to Watch: LA Galaxy v Real Madrid
It’s like you’ve selected the ‘Randomise Team’ option on FIFA 11, except it’s really happening! Real Madrid take on LA Galaxy and a certain David Beckham in a pre-season friendly this weekend…
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Muppet: David Luiz is Sidelined Bob
David Luiz had a brain fart on Sunday when he allowed ‘Chicarito’ to give Man U the lead within just 30 seconds. The Sideshow Bob lookalike was signed for 25 million euros – he was benched at half-time and replaced by Alex, who signed for $1 in 2007…
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WAG: Imogen Thomas Mystery Romp
Former Big Brother housemate Imogen Thomas has slept with a Premiership footballer! Okay, so that’s not so surprising as to warrant an exclamation mark but because of the mystery-man’s gagging order, the whole country is playing Guess Who…I always thought Bill with the ginger beard looked a bit shifty…
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One to Watch: London Gets Invaded
Almost 200,000 people will descend on London this weekend for a sporting festival or as some may call it – an absolute security nightmare!
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Muppet: Carlton Cole Twitter Sitter
Carlton Cole has been accused of racism on the social networking site but we think he’s just a bit of a muppet!
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One to Watch: Wales v England Euro 2012
It’s International football weekend which is exciting enough but when it’s a Wales v England Euro 2012 qualifier, it’s easy to promote it as the One to Watch on thesportreport.co.uk
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Muppet: Balotelli’s Bib Blunder
It’s a record for thesportreport.co.uk as Mario Balotelli receives the Muppet of the Week award two weeks in a row and this time we’ve provided some footage to explain why!
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