Tiger Woods gets our vote for Muppet of the Week for spitting on the 12th green in Dubai, I mean, what is he doing?!
It’s fair to say Tiger’s been subject to some controversy in recent years but this just tops the lot. We’ve all had an argument with a spouse and crashed the car randomly into a neighbour’s hedge, we’ve all secretly slept around with multiple porn stars but one thing we would never ever do is yock on the putting surface at our local golf clubs – never mind the Desert Classic in Dubai!
He’s obviously out of control and if his recent dip in form (as well as respect, attitude, manner, class etc) is anything to go by, we can be expecting plenty more bogeys from Mr. Woods, let’s just hope they’re kept off the grass.
Tiger later apologised for his actions via twitter but it’s too spittle too late as far as we’re concerned. What a muppet!
[...] I understand traditionalists will be gagging at such a suggestion but you can keep your silly pants and ‘Quiet Please’ signs. Cigars are cool and help Jiminez control the stress of the game – it beats bottling everything up and eventually crashing your car during an argument over how many porn stars you’ve slept with, ay Tiger? [...]