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Muppet: Balotelli Botches Spin Goal
Our favourite Muppet of the 2010/2011 season is back for another year of mischief already. Mario Balotelli performs some sort of half-pirouette and back-heels the ball out of play, instead of finding the LA Galaxy net with a simple tap in, during last night’s game in the States…
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Tags: Dragged off, Fail, Football, LA Galaxy, Mancini, Mario Balotelli, Misses, Muppet, Sitter, Spin Goal
Muppet: Bellew Swears During Press Conf
Tony Bellew called Nathan Cleverly a ‘F***ing rat’ during a live and lively pre-fight press conference but that’s not the reason we think he’s a muppet…
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Muppet: David Luiz is Sidelined Bob
David Luiz had a brain fart on Sunday when he allowed ‘Chicarito’ to give Man U the lead within just 30 seconds. The Sideshow Bob lookalike was signed for 25 million euros – he was benched at half-time and replaced by Alex, who signed for $1 in 2007…
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Muppet to Watch: Mourinho Meltdown and El Classico IV
Jose Mourinho claimed that the whole world was against him after his Madrid side lost 2-0 to Barcelona at home. He may well have a point but we think he’s just gone a bit loopy…
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Muppet: Balotelli is a Fines Specimen
Mario Balotelli has paid over £10k in parking fines and had his car impounded 27 times. He’s the only person to receive three Muppet of the Week awards from The Sport Report and the season still isn’t over. In this post, we take a closer look at his ‘unique’ first year in England…
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Muppet: Luis Pabon Khan’t Ref
Image courtesy of The Press Enterprise (PE.com)
Luis Pabon is the Puerto Rican referee who stopped the Amir Khan fight at the weekend because Khan’s challenger, Paul McCloskey, had a shaving cut.
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Muppet: Rooney or FA?
Rooney gets in so much trouble lately, he’s beginning to resemble Bart Simpson but this week it’s possible that he’s been punished a little too harshly by Principle Skinner…I mean, the FA.
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Muppet: Michael Jackson statue can Beat it
What has a shiny jacket, one glove and a plastic face? – No it’s not Michael Jackson, it’s a Michael Jackson statue.
The sculpture has rocked my world (sorry) and the world of football fans all over. But the biggest shock has been Mohammed al Fayed’s comments towards critical fans – shamone!
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